I got really REALLY drunk with Norwegians once. One of the dudes got real serious at one point and said, “Lads. If we take lands in Ireland we can become LORDS.” Everyone looked stern and nodded.
Did you invade Ireland?
I am now something called a “Jarl” which is not tax deductible but still pretty cool. The Irish government was GRUMPY about this though.
Erling Haaland: this is what I’ve actually been training for
A severe lacking of beards. Clearly these are footballers and not Vikings they are cosplaying as. Its cute.
They probably have all their teeth too, and I bet none of them have intestinal worms. Certainly not Vikings.
