• Whostosay@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    Real quick.

    Just imagine you order a plate of pasta. You’re only two bites in, and it’s DELICIOUS.

    Then here comes chef. While making full eye contact, he tips your plate and dumps all of that pasta in the trash.

    Chef proceeds to take a giant wet shit onto the plate. He brings a new set of silverware and a fresh napkin right before your server comes back with the check.

    You insist that you didn’t order a giant wet shit, but they won’t take it off the bill.

    Let’s stop pretending this is an inevitable oopsie. This shit is egregious.

    • osanna@lemmy.vg
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      3 months ago

      Daddy Googs won’t be happy until it’s a walled garden just like iOS

      • WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        “Fascist oligarchy of capitalist dictators continue to implement totalitarian surveillance apparatus. Majority of talking chimps sleepwalking into dystopia.”