Dang it, he had the blood pouch ready and all
Well let’s not let them go to waste!

Brilliant.
Ratings for the fair are through the floor. Fat CHUD President considering ending it all. SAD!
Maybe this time he was planning to rise from the dead.
I’m sure he’s already got some slop image waiting to be posted on Troof Social of him rising again.
Wow so many millions of patriotic Americans in the crowd. God bless America.
“Fake assassination”? Not “fake assassination attempt”?
When the crowd is so small you can only find three guys named John.