Geisel’s wife Helen had a long struggle with illnesses. On October 23, 1967, Helen died by suicide. On August 5, 1968, Geisel married Audrey Dimond, a married mother of two children with whom he had been having an affair.

Oh wow. Yeah he definitely should be in that list.

And her suicide note, while crushing to read, really wiffs at the opportunity to rhyme and rub it in a little more.