He also deserves one for Economics because of his big beautiful tariffs, one for Physics/Science because he had an Uncle who worked at MIT and thise genes clearly passed to Donny, maybe one for mathmatics too in changing how we all do percentages now?

Fuck it give him all the Nobel Prizes because Little Donny is the most specialist boy in the whole wide world and we have clearly learned our lesson in giving him awards like the FIFA peace prize