Or, old. I was saved because I chose a small Friendster clone to make my profile and then MySpace became popular and I was too lazy to build it anew. Also Facebook profiles are closed to non-members.

Also Facebook insists on real names and I was raised in the belief an online handle and a meatspace identity are kept separate, and never the twain shall meet.

It means I also dodged the social network game craze. I never clicked a cow or farmed a ville.

However, so many of my peers have Facebook accounts, and may have had to share their Facebook passwords with bosses who didn’t trust them.