"As a conservative woman living in Texas, I often feel like I’m living a dual reality. I’m a mom and a writer, but that’s not all. I go to church, laugh with friends and wave at my neighbors while we are walking our dogs.

Not the Mexicans though, because they shouldn’t be allowed to be here. Or the gays down the street trying to adopt a child, because that’s an abomination. Also, poor children shouldn’t be allowed to eat food, climate change is a hoax, and if you disagree with anything I say I’m going to call you woke and unamerican. Why aren’t people nice to me?"