five. hundred. cigarettes.
Sorry - us 80s kids came home every day to an empty house cause both parents worked.
And if the reason they’re sitting there is cause you got caught smoking, there’s a good chance you’re gonna have to smoke five hundred cigarettes in one sitting.
Isn’t there a King of the Hill episode that is literally about both of these things?
There’s one where Hank makes Bobby smoke a whole carton as punishment. There’s another where Peggy and Hank start smoking again and have to quit, but it’s been so long, that might actually be the same episode.