Everyone. Line up your children for genitle inspection.

Remember this is for your protection and traditional family values.

Now, please tell me about your kids junk.

Citizen dossiers need storage uh I mean MEMES. Think of the memes you can make with all this power. Heh. Just goofin right guys?

Paxton is truly a lizard person.

They aren’t voting for Talarico as much as voting against that cretin.

Why the TX GOP went along with this is amazing to me. Haha just kidding. The TX GOP is litterally all lizard people.

You let him “Tweet” and take “meetings”. I’m convinced he’s already living in a bubble. Everyone telling him the economy is great are his cronies making money hand over fist. It’s why he gets so defensive. Also cause he’s a fucking liar.

They could definitely Truman show that guy with little effort.

All will become X. Like a butthole.

A butthole full of shit.

Over under Trump resigns at two years plus a day. They want JD the puppet to have a potential 10 year roadway.

“He’s stepping down for the good of the nation. What a hero. What a martyr.”

Then they let him rally and tour for his base until he gets bored. Let him wander around and schmooze until the dementia gets deep enough to tuck him away somewhere with a few blonde attendants and his Qatari jet.

Aw beans

The man will harp on family values while unironically wearing that to the beach.

I hate these fucking cretins. Fuck Elon and Trump and every dead-eyed, slobbering, scrap-gobbling sycophant that surrounds them.

My uncle works for Nintendo

Got it. I guess if it wasn’t a factor they wouldn’t be spending millions to capture it.

Booo. But also who is watching network TV?

numpty

The mouse always feeds. You know Disney’s history with copyright law. And you’re nuts if you didn’t think they got all that tech for a song.

I think you mean “wheel”

Pssh. This guy

The answer appears self evident. Don’t use Meta and that includes INSTAGRAM.

A collective “duh” rose from the masses

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