Was Dexter’s Lab on the radio??

Am a millennial, don’t get joke 'cause too poor for cable.

Guess poor folks don’t count 🤷‍♂️

Let’s just be real, 90% of dog owners are awful. This is entirely par for the course.

Man don’t even talk to me about the stupidity of the anti-ketchup cult, as if ketchup isn’t a brilliant condiment crafted through human iteration that literally traces over a thousand years to roots in ancient Roman garum and BCE Chinese fermented fish sauces! But yeah sure dude who has read 4 books in his life, tell me about how ketchup is “basic.”

Pop culture opinions are so fucking stupid.

God when can we stop pretending to give a shit about how people eat?

I’m sure if we keep pretending to care about people putting pineapple on pizza just one more time it will finally be funny, right?

I don’t even call it piracy, because piracy has a definition that this doesn’t meet. I call it what it is: unauthorized reproduction. That’s it. That’s all “piracy” is, it’s literally just unauthorized reproduction. Doesn’t sound nearly as scary and dramatic when you call it what it actual is, does it?